After attacking a sex shop employee who stood up for his wife during a dispute about the size of her sex toys, an Oklahoma police officer has been placed under arrest.
According to Fox25, Pottawatomie Sheriff’s Commander David DeWitt got upset when his spouse picked up a couple things that were “bigger than him” on Monday night when they were out shopping for a new sex toy.
DeWitt allegedly raised his hand as if to backhand his wife after telling her that she didn’t need fake penises to put him to shame, according to a shop employee. DeWitt allegedly yelled back, “F*** you, I’m a cop!” after the employees intervened and requested him to leave the business.
After the clerk asked if they wanted to buy any batteries for their new device, DeWitt allegedly yelled, “What the f*** you say to me, fat boy?”
When the staff told DeWitt to get out of his face, he jumped behind the counter and repeatedly punched him in the face and ribs, tossed a bunch of merchandise around the store and then left in a convertible Bentley.
Shortly after, DeWitt was pulled over, but not for the sex shop incident. A state trooper nailed him for speeding. The trooper was going to let DeWitt go with a warning but then heard the call about the alleged fight over a phallus and notified OKC cops he had DeWitt pulled over.
DeWitt was booked for misdemeanour assault, and he’s been suspended without pay pending an investigation.
